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You write something like the following:
Horne and Corden are travelling through time, stealing ideas for sitcoms.
Doctor Who is chasing them, trying to stop them destroying the history of comedy.
He stops them by writing an entire series of Terry and June in 1978 which uses all the main elements of Gavin and Stacey, thus foiling their [...]

“these strange college students with their funny jargon and nerdy ways did more to start the computer revolution than any silicon engineering team. naturally curious, these mit students had devoted their lives to intellectual tinkering. they believed in a co-operative society and imagined themselves living in a utopian world in which people shared information – [...]

So I just caught the train. Which train, I’m not entirely sure. But it seems like the right one. Everyone else seems to think so too, but we won’t know for sure until it leaves, and they tell us where it is going.
Bill Drummond was in “Big in Japan”, a late 70’s pop group. They [...]

The dark cove rose far above them, so tall it almost blocked the sky from view. There was no sand, just earth brown rock, gnarled and rippled like a bark from a tree.
David lost his footing, slipping on the sodden rock. He plunged into the icy water, which firmly pulled him away. A hopeless battle [...]

Married life had not been kind to Samantha Stephens. Even her worst nightmares at least had more excitement than this. She was just not born to be a cleaner, a dishwasher, a cook (not a chef, Darin’s ulcer did not allow for any sophisticated food) and a whore. Sometimes her housebound existance led her to [...]

I set my mind down, knowing that this is bound to be lost.
I don’t have a place yet. No home, no town, no strong familiarity to call my own.
No girlfriend, no wife, no loved one, no child.
They are all a statement of fact.
I have decided on my place, Oxford. Its not mine yet, but it [...]

Shut away in its rooms, experiencing not through watching, talking or seeing, but through typing. The carcophony of millions of fingers typing millions of words, pause, the chattering of keys and space bars as a low thump. Hours sat facing a glowing screen, quite often in darkness. Life lived through your fingers. They wonder what [...]

Hitch-hikers Guide meets the Net.
A vision of a future under the influence of the internet
The Nets vision with a fuck deal less pomposity
TECHIE STUFF
Your IP address is your DNA string.
Computers Far more powerful when the silicon chips are positioned under a perfect pyramid
DNA editors available, hard to do, so SKY offer 3453 channels and a [...]